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It’s Steak & BlowJob Day!

It's Steak & BlowJob Day!

We came across a website the other day that said, “Over the years, Valentine’s Day has become a commercial holiday for women. On February 14, intimate couples celebrate their love with candy, flowers, greeting cards, and other gifts of affection. Men do not want candy. Men have no need for […]

Happy Halloween From Mommy!

Call Mommy Melody at 1-800-348-9952.

Its Halloween time, Pumpkin.  Are you haunted by Mommy’s luscious ripe melons?  Do you wantonly crave her huge, sagging fun bags that make you quiver and quake like a frightened little boy in front of an abandoned sex shop?  I hope so, because Elvira has nothing on me.