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Phone Sex Do's and Don'ts

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Here are some Do’s and Don’ts for a great phone sex experience!

Phone Sex Don'ts

Don’t be a serial redialer. It’s a great way to irritate your fav phone girl before she even pics up the phone! Pay attention to the availability button on your fav mommy’s page. If it shows unavailable she is NOT taking calls. If you absolutely must talk to her send her an email. We all check our emails regularly.

Please Don't be a Serial Redialer!

If she is showing available dial her up. If she doesn’t answer she is probably on another call. Wait 15 minutes and try again. DO NOT call over and over again. This is serial redialing and is very annoying. Most of us do have call waiting and to have it beeping repeatedly is annoying to both the mommy and the caller…..

Don’t call up and say nothing! It doesn’t matter if you block your number we can all access the number you call from on our toll free bills. Toll free means it is free for the CALLER not for the phonemate. Kelly is the site administrator and she has no tolerance for people who waste the hard earned money of her girls. Trust me she will not hesitate to call repeat silent callers or time wasters and RIP YOUR FACE OFF! She will also have no problem calling up your wife, mother or boss and tell whoever else lives there that your hobby is harassing phonemates. If you continue she will find the nearest police station and your telephone carrier and have you charged and your phone service terminated! In fact she takes personal pleasure in making the lives of loser wankers miserable!

Here lies a wanker who wasted out time!

Don’t say “Everything” when a phone mate asks what you like or what are you into. Trust us when we say that “everything” to you is different then “everything” to us.We literally get thousands of different fantasy requests. Some callers want to suck cock, some are totally turned off by knob gobbling. . Some want it sensual…some want it rough. Some want to stuff it up our ass…some for us to stuff something up yours! That doesn’t even cover the really taboo things… WE ARE NOT MIND READERS!!!! If you want to know how diverse “EVERYTHING’ is to us check out our page on Fantasies and Fetishes.

Don’t call with multiple questions. None of us mind you calling and asking when we are avaialable or if we do a particular fantasy. If your fantasy is very detailed, long to explain or you want us to follow a script EMAIL us. We will not entertain endless questions unless you have given your credit card info and approved your charge. Most of us have been at this for many years and it is our experience that most men with a dozen questions are jacking off as they ask…getting off on just talking about it. WE ARE NOT STUPID!

DON”T bad mouth other phonmates or other companies. We are smart enough to know that if you bad mouth others you will bad mouth us. It will not make you popular! Remember what your mama told you…if you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all. You’re wasting your time if you’re tryin to stir up trouble between us. We are very tight knit and we don’t engage in phonemate bashing either of our girls or girls from other companies. We respect even the competition. If you have a complaint or compliment for one of our girls contact her directly or email the site administrator at

Email Phone Sex Client Support Services

Don’t use anyone’s credit card but your own. Don’t use daddy’s or mommy’s or your roommate’s. It is fraud and we will pursue you! If you don’t have a credit card or debit with the visa/mc logo go to Walmart, Walgreens or other retailer and get a reloadable or prepaid visa.

Don’t ask your phonemate to visit websites that contain illegal content such as kiddie porn. We will report you. What you fantasize and talk about about is one thing but visiting sites containing such material is ILLEGAL. This is our livelihood and having our IP address attached to any such site endangers our jobs and our freedom!!!

Don’t send your phonemate illegal content such as kiddie porn! We will forward it to the authorities. Fantasies are fine but circulating kiddie porn is illegal!

Don’t start without us. We can tell when you’re stroking it and its rude to start early!

Don’t ask for free samples. We’re not Baskin Robins!

No Free Phone Sex Samples


Phone Sex Do's

Do feel free to email our mommies for info. We want to make sure you are getting what you are looking for. We are damn good and we are professional in our business practises. Some of us entertain fantasies that the other girls don’t. If you email one of us and we don’t do that particular specialty…such as hypnosis, pets etc. we are always happy to point you in the direction of the right mommy for you.

Do make sure you have your credit card in your hand when you call. If you are genuinely ready to do a call you should have your card ready and not need to go looking for it.

Do feel free to ask your fav mommy to keep your info on file. If you really like a mommy’s style you can ask her to keep your info on file so it will speed up the authorization process when you call back.

Do check your credit card statement to ensure you were charged correctly.   No matter who you do a call with (even another company!) check your statement. We have complete confidence in the honesty and integrity of our girls and our billing processor but we are human and it is possible to make a mistake. If you have been billed incorrectly contact the girl you spoke to immediately. If there is still a problem contact Client Support Services immediately. We will always take every step to ensure fair billing and prompt customer service.

Do make sure you have extras such as toys, pain implements, dress up clothes or playthings ready ahead of time. Also set the mood. If you’re looking for a soothing sensual session turn down the lights and light a candle. If you want a good rough session get that gag ready to stuff in your face so the neighbors don’t here you scream. Whatever little extras add that something special to your session be prepared. If you’re not sure what to have ready, email your mommy ahead of time!

Do let your phone mommy know if you want to try something new

Do let your phone mommy know if you want to try something new. Don’t be afraid to tell mommy what you like or don’t like. Give details such as I like to be cuckolded but just watch or I want to be cuckolded and forced to fuck and suck dick. We want your phone sex experience with us to be everything you hope for EVERY time! Giving us your must haves and taboos is the best way to ensure this.

Do set up 2 girl calls ahead of time by email. All our mommies have different schedules so they need to be planned in advance. We may be able to arrange it immediately but we may need more time to get your chosen girls together.

Do consider tipping your fav mommy if she does a great job. Everyone likes a pat on the back for a job well done. We know that many of you aren’t rich and for some of you we are a true luxury but even small tips say thank you. At least send her an e-greeting on her birthday or an email telling her how great the call was! Better yet send a compliment to our Client Support Services and tell us how great you think she is!

Do ask about panties, stockings and other personal items. We do sell them and we always send our merchandise with a tracking method so you don’t need to worry about paying for a special treat that never arrives. You will never be charged for merchandise before it is sent and we have a tracking number.

Do call or email your favorite mommy for special requests such as wake up calls or impromtu calls. You can prepay the day before and have your favorite mommy call you in the morning to take advantage of that morning stiffy. Or you might like the idea of mommy calling you at a random time just to make you squirm in front of your boss or at the grocery checkout. Some mommies do…some don’t but you can always email and ask. Standard rates apply.

Do send us pics of you dressed up, self-sucking, or just a nice cock shot that we can put on our blog! We will happily cover your face or chop off your head…lol…to protect your anonimity. We love being able to show off the fruits of our labour like turning a marine into a sissy fag or making a subby a panty prancer!

Do send us pics of your self.

Do visit our blog often.

Do vote for us on phonesex central. Just check our our page on voting for instructions.

Do remember we are here to please you!

Do feel free to make suggestions about what you would like to see on our blog! Email your mommy or Client Support services and we will do our best to make it happen!

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