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Happy Halloween From Mommy!

Call Mommy Melody at 1-800-348-9952.

Its Halloween time, Pumpkin.  Are you haunted by Mommy’s luscious ripe melons?  Do you wantonly crave her huge, sagging fun bags that make you quiver and quake like a frightened little boy in front of an abandoned sex shop?  I hope so, because Elvira has nothing on me.