Here she is!

Mama…Grandma…Auntie and all around tease!

I’m a Masturbating Mommy and a Butt-Slammin Granny! I loved dick when I was young and I still love young dick! I can’t wait for you panty boys and mommy’s little cocksuckers to start calling.

My webpage is under construction but you can see more pics of me here…

I’m the new “old” gal on the block anbut let me tell ya I’ve been around the block a few times. So don’t be shy about telling mama all those secret fantasies. I know most of dreamed about your mommy’s when you were little wankers and she still gets you hard as a big wanker. I know a lot of you had mommy’s who worked hard to make you the fine little frilly, fannied sissy you are!

So cum to my house for XMas…where we don’t stick a package under the tree…we unwrap your package and put it in my BUSH!!! We don’t have chestnuts roasting..we have Chet’s nuts roasting…and rich reindeer aren’t the only one’s blowing a few “BUCKS”! Ju7st remember, when we yell Santa’s Cumming…it probably means the guy porking your face is about to blow a gushers.!!!

So have some Holiday fun with Harley and take the ride of a lifetime!!!! So call me at…

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Are you on the Mommies Naughty or Nice List ? We’ve been peeking in on you all year and we are scandalized at how bad some of you have become! No self control! You just snatch a pair of panties and rub furiously. You’re on the naughty list! There will be spankings and the parade of shame before the whole family for you!

Then there are our good boys. Keeping their pecker well wrapped for Mommy. No peeking and certainly no poking! For the Xmas Season there will be Mommy’s special eggnog, bright bows for hard wee wees and lots of balls dangling! You good boys will get Holiday stroking privelages and maybe even a nuzzle of Mommy’s mistle-toes or a taste of Christmas Cream. Some lucky little cocksuckers may even get something long, hard and black! But we wouldn’t want to give away the surprise.

As a special Christmas Bonus for the month of DECEMBER , in the spirit of giving , we will be giving blow jobs, ass-jammers and facefuls of pussy juices for 5 extra minutes at no cost to you with every 20 minute call. That’s right boys..pay for 20 and play for 25.

What movie roles do fantasize your wife in?  As I was watching the “100 Scariest Movie Scenes” on Bravo TV tonite I saw that infamous clip from “A Clockwork Orange”.  It started me thinking about the different roles you’d guys would like to see your Mother or Wife/gf in.

Of course “A Clockwork Orange” depicts a classic totally vulnerable, emasculated husband forced to observe the violation of his wife.  This feeds the cuckold in so many of you. Especially those with that wicked little side that would love to see his proper little wife be totally sexualized…

Likewise I’ve had guys fantasize about their wife/mother being sat upon that pinball machine in “The Accused”.  Some want her unwilling but some want her to enjoy having a cheering section as she takes on every guy in the bar…while you watch of course.  A nightmare fantasy or a pure sexual heaven..who knows…

The “Catwoman” role always seems to get the guys in heat.  Even if Mama or wifey doesn’t have any superpowers, except her ability to force you to suck cock, the leather does have a certain effect on you subbies…  Of course there always a few hot pussies strutting their stuff at Halloween.  There’s even a few “Tom’s” dressed up like a pretty little pussy in heat……

Maybe this Halloween you’re thinking about slipping into Mommys clothes…maybe not going as far Norman Bates in “Psycho” but the whole raiding Mommy’s closet has its appeal…  This mommy’s closet is full of lots of lingerie to fit her faggity assed sissy boys!

My favorite costume for all you cuckolds that don’t wear panties is a spider….because I’m a Black Widow and we all know what a black widow does with her mate…don’t we…

Of course the movies have given us such great roles of seduction.  What if Mama became a Vampiress who were to come into your room at njight and suck more then your blood…  Or your wife is really a witch who has taken complete control over your mind and body and now forces you suck dick and hump cock…   Perhaps your gf is really a demonic succubus determined to suck your body dry and fuck you into a vegetative state…

So call and share which movie role you would put your Mama, your wife/gf or Me in.  Maybe we can write our own nasty little Halloween skin flick …